Why does Justin Bieber still have arms? Scientists are baffled. 

 May 20, 2020

​Scientists are looking into why Justin Bieber still has both of his arms. During the pop star's rise to fame, several top biologists predicted Justin's frail body would not have the strength to keep both arms attached.

​"We were sure at least one arm would have fallen off by now"

In the spring of 2011, scientists from Iowa State discovered Justin's physical composition share striking similarities to tadpoles, but in reverse. Evidence showed he is regressing into a primal, serpent-like state.

This is the first, and only evidence of devolution in humans. Even more shocking is the rate at which Justin is changing.

While Justin sheds responsibility, hygiene, talent, and common sense, his body is entering a transformative state which eventually will result in his body rejecting upper extremities.

​Assistant Director of Pop Star Biology at Iowa State, Sal Woodward stated,

"It's been almost 10 years, we expect his arms to drop any day now."

He went on to say,

"Devolution of pop stars is not an exact science. We can predict, with certainty an arm decoupling will occur, but predicting when is more difficult. We must have patience."

The Wokest reached out to Justin Bieber, but has declined to comment.

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