US Woman Wears Mask For The First Time, Wakes Up In Russia. 

 July 6, 2020

Bizarre vanishings are occurring throughout the United States as citizens who wear masks for the first time are waking up in Russia.

Not only are these Teleported Americans waking up in random parts of Russia, they also seem to have full Russian citizenship and fluently speak the native language.

It is unclear if the victims of Mask Teleportation now have dual citizenship, but the Pentagon has created an emergency task force looking into Russian plots to overthrow the United States using COVID Masks.

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