U.S. Mint Asks Parents To Check Behind Children’s Ears For Loose Change 

 July 29, 2020

Leaving nothing to chance, the U.S. Mint is asking parents to help with the national coin shortage by checking behind their children's ears.

Officials have been frantically working on discovering the cause and potential solution to the coin shortage.

The coin shortage is the latest symptom of the COVID-19 outbreak. This come just months after the Toilet Paper Famine of 2020.

If you have information leading to the whereabouts and retrieval of the missing coins, you may be rewarded with a chicken sandwich from Chick-Fil-A.

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