Scientists who cloned a Tyrannosaurus have made the decision to change the dinosaur's diet from goats and cows to fair skinned bipeds.
Because it has been raised in captivity, scientists have also been training the clone to identify white people food through auditory identifiers.
Head Scientist and trainer, Loell Vincent, who is white, said "we have a difficult task ahead of us. We have to train the animal to distinguish common white dialects."
According to Vincent, the dinosaur will eventually be able to roam freely in cities and parks eating only those who utter common white phrases like, "For Pete's sake",
"There's my cardio for the day", and "I want to speak to the manager".