Trump Will Not Fight WHO Over Custody of Fauci After Divorce 

 July 10, 2020

On July 7, 2020, U.S. President Donald Trump notified the Southern Disctric Court of NY that he will be divorcing his long time partner, The World Health Organization (WHO).

The two have had a tumultuous run as a couple and have not seen eye-to-eye on several public occasions.

In May, the WHO was seen outside the couple's summer cabin frantically trying to gather its clothes Trump was lividly tossing out of a 2nd story window.

We do not know the nature of the argument, but Fauci was seen crying when he left with the WHO.

Last week Fauci was heard at a press conference yelling “you're not my real dad!" at Dr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, Director-General of the WHO.

"He's not even a real doctor. He doesn't know anything about science stuff. I hate it here." - Dr. Fauci

When asked if marriage counseling was an option, Trump said they've "Tried that. It was not good. Awful." and it "didn't stick". 

Meanwhile, little Dr. Fauci is caught in the middle with both his parents fighting.

Kayleigh McEnany, Trump's soon to be fired spokesperson said:

"The divorce between Trump and The World Health Organization is amicable. The Trump administration felt Fauci deserves the WHO and will not be filing for custody."

When asked about his newfound bachelor status. Trump said simply, "I won't get fooled again".

The WHO declined to comment.

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