Trump Tweets Real Fact In An Attempt To Break Twitter.
July 6, 2020
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One Legged Horse Comes In Dead Last At Kentucky Derby.
Antifa Mom Forgets to Bring Gatorade and Orange Wedges.
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Trump Executive Order States Nurses Are Better Than Teachers
Science Reveals: Why it’s Taken 22 Years For Your Dad to Go Buy Cigarettes.
Amazon To Close Online Store On Thanksgiving
Fauci Threatens To Sit Out 2020 NFL Season If He Doesn’t Get a New Deal.
Science Reveals: Moms who complain to their adult sons that video games isn’t a “real job” are wrong and should mind their own business.
“Maxwell Didn’t Kill Herself” T-Shirts flying off the shelves.