Ted Cruz Hopes No One Remembers He Ate A Booger. 

 June 19, 2020

​March 3rd, 2016. A day that will haunt Ted Cruz forever. Today we look back on that fateful day and remember the ultimate reason Ted Cruz suspended his Presidential campaign. He ate a booger.

​We asked today's voters where they were when they heard Ted ate a booger.

"I was watching the debate live, and I couldn't believe what I saw. My kids were scared, and I didn't know why he was doing this. It was over so fast, but I'll never forget it." - Ryan Solz (R)
"​We were Cruz fans from the start. We liked his faith, his charm, and his well spoken manner. But then he ate a booger." -Vivian DeLasco (R)
"I usually don't watch the debates, but my wife had it on in the bedroom. When she yelled 'Oh my god he ate it!' I immediately paused Portlandia to see the action" - Thane Zestbar (D)

No matter where you were, or what you were doing, that day we all came together as Americans to laugh at the politician who nibbled his magic nose goblin on live TV.

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