Nashville Offers Dixie Chicks as Sacrifice to Limit Rioting 

 June 12, 2020

​Nashville ​Mayor, ​John Cooper announced today he will be sacrificing the Dixie Chicks to the angry group of protestors gathering around ​the ​Mayoral Office downtown.

" As Mayor, it is my duty to promote the safety and well-being of Nashville citizens. Although the decision to sacrifice Martie, Emily, and Natalie was relatively easy, both Me, Governor Bill Lee, and Texas Governor Greg Abbott feel it is the right thing to do."

This comes not one day after the country trio Lady Antebellum preemptively changed their name to "Lady A" in what can only be described as classic, white pandering. 

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