In a gross and uncommon discovery, a local bass player says aroma from his bowel movements is nonexistent. The stankless realization occurred just after the bass player learned how to one finger tap on his Rogue 4 String Bass.
"I'm probably the best bass player in town, now." - Local Bass Player
Scientists are baffled how halfway learning a basic skill can change someone's digestion process so dramatically.
The local bass player has donated his shit for more research.