Local Bass Player Taps, Shit No Longer Stinks. 

 July 3, 2020

In a gross and uncommon discovery, a local bass player says aroma from his bowel movements is nonexistent. The stankless realization occurred just after the bass player learned how to one finger tap on his Rogue 4 String Bass.

"I'm probably the best bass player in town, now." - Local Bass Player

Scientists are baffled how halfway learning a basic skill can change someone's digestion process so dramatically.

The local bass player has donated his shit for more research.

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