Unaware how standard pandering works, Cracker Barrel removes all mention of "Barrels" from their country stores.
"We just want to help, and want the Container Community to know we're with them." said CEO Sandra B. Cochran.
"We will be removing all barrels, hutches, bowls, and any other container that may be offensive. Drinks, soups, and gravy will now be served on various sized saucers."
We were tempted to explain the negative connotations to the word "cracker" but Mrs. Cochran seemed really proud of her decision, and we didn't have the heart to tell her.