Biden Announces He’s Running For President During Presidential Debate 

 September 29, 2020

An excited Joe Biden announced early during the 1st Presidential Debate he will in fact be running for president in 2020. After referencing events from 2015 to 2016, his excitement turned to confusion as the auditorium fell silent.

"We've seen this great nation triumph through hard times. From Mylan's price hike of life saving EpiPens, to last year's refugee crisis overseas, we simply cannot let these wrongs happen again. That's why today I'm announcing my candidacy for President of the United States." - Joe Biden, on live television 9/29/20.

Bewildered, Biden taps on his microphone to make sure he was heard, "I said I'm running for president!"

The broadcast and live feeds were disrupted shortly after.

After a commercial break, Biden's clothes can be seen dishevelled as though he was recently lying down.

It is unclear if Biden actually knows the year is 2020 as he also referenced the Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 disappearance and praised Simone Biles for "bringing home the gold" in Rio.

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